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Oh no! Did you write his name in your Death Note? I quiver at your unlimited power Shinigami...

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Glad to know that I'm not the only one around here who suffers from foot-in-mouth disease.

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Seriously, Socio, I was told that human reaction to stress is socially conditioned.

We could laugh or we could cry, depending what we're taught is socially the norm to communicate to others.

I thought this was funny the way you stated it, of course, like a road runner cartoon. Smash! Fail.

In real life I might have felt the panic of the dog owners first and foremost. (But I would have explained to them your reaction was "stress related" and not to take it wrong if that's your first response.)

I did that once. When a friend of mine was pissing me off so much, mouthing off at me while we were in the car, I just yelled my head off at her that I was driving. She kept trying to argue about directions. It got so ridiculous I started laughing. She was traumatized and scared I had to be psycho to laugh out loud while screaming at her. But it was so obscenely stupid and dangerous, I had to pull over. To keep stressing me out when I was driving till I'm screaming over her? I'm fucking ASIAN and can barely drive in a straight line. Are you trying to get us KILLED???

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by Thrill Kill

I tend to laugh at accidents. Though, some are just plain stupid and not worth laughing at.

Funerals are boring. I'm not sure why you find them funny at all, and I really don't see the humor in planes hitting buildings or people jumping to their death out of them. What's funny about them?

 A friend of mine who laughed at her grandmother's funeral said it was just everyone was so fucking serious.

The pressure to act like everyone else was too much and she burst out and had to be taken outside.

TK do you like the kind of humor with the goofy guy making jokes to irritate the "straight man"?

The more "unfunny" or bored/stupid the "straight man" thinks of the goofy guy, it's even funnier. that's the joke! Just irritates the fuck out of them who don't see the humor in any of it!

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If by 'goofy guy' you mean George Carlin, then my answer is yes.

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I wish I had seen it!

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by John Galt

You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.

 John Galt come back this forum needs you!

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More like unfunniest thing.

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