You are right, she was rather gentle, but penis on the BBQ I thought may potentially mar your tender sensibilities. Your obvious hatred at the ultimate control of the female vagina over your mental processes and that fact that you lack your own must gall on fundamental levels.
Sadly, one would probably not be able to beat the misogyny out of you that clearly you are enslaved by, but it would be fun to try. No nookie for pookie, just a good honest pain session to break you.