What do you think of Random Internet Stranger?
I could say the same for you Random, but you know the saying "never pity the weak"
It usually takes time to spot the retard in a social setting, thank you for not wasting my time and making yourself obvious.
Don't feel sad though, you do have a purpose. We need a loser to compare ourselves to so we never stop improving ourselves.
Watch out with getting in a competition with RIS, he already beat you in chromosome count.
Since Dex left, the biggest retard title remained unclaimed, RIS latched on it and grabbed it like it's life depends on it.
We didn't name him Retarded Imbecile Stranger after all (: