Father. Your words burn Edvards ears. The sins Edvard has commited against our children are unforgivable. Your holy words only torment his little pedophile soul. He wishes he could stop but the hunger for the childrens weiners and buttholes consume him. Father, we must pray for Edvard in hopes that he will stop craving our children's weiners and there tight little buttholes.
Lets bow our heads in prayer:
Dear lord even tho Edvard is a sick pedophile. I ask for you to help him wash the childrens poo stains off of his weiner and help him to fight the urges he has to place our childrens weiners in his mouth. In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.