You steal hearts? 
Body parts?
My kleptomaniac aunt "accidentally" forgot to pay for a coke after buying a buggy full of groceries and was loss prevention or whatever stopped her. When they took her away the manager explained they'd been watching her steal for some time. They'd saved all the recordings until it escalated from shoplifting to whatever is after shoplifting.
by lustnautMy kleptomaniac aunt "accidentally" forgot to pay for a coke after buying a buggy full of groceries and was loss prevention or whatever stopped her. When they took her away the manager explained they'd been watching her steal for some time. They'd saved all the recordings until it escalated from shoplifting to whatever is after shoplifting.
Would that be.. Jail time? Or a felony perhaps?
Almost everything in my house is stolen, or acquired through means considered dishonest.
I don’t obtain a thrill or a buzz from stealing. I’m not entirely sure why I steal, though I suppose I could analyse my behaviour and provide some justifications for it. During the recession, massive job cuts occurred everywhere, and particularly in the retail sector. This means that there are less employees on the shop floor. Some particularly arrogant chains in Australia have taken to employing unexperienced undercover security staff who’re monstrously easy to detect when you’re scoping for them. Cost-cutting is the obvious motivation for this: an inexperienced undercover security staff member is probably being paid minimum wage for their work. That itself makes me more inclined to steal from these particular chains, which offer only products of only a moderate quality at overinflated prices.
I also detest having to pay for anything. I can’t remember the last time I actually purchased anything with money that I acquired legally. Although I don’t get a buzz from stealing, I do get a buzz from the fact that no one has bothered to notice or question why this “poor student†has a designer wardrobe and a house full of expensive furniture. No one seems to find it weird that my tea is imported from Japan and that it’s served to them in fine china; no one has asked me how it is that I’m continuously taking my holidays in tropical destinations or how it is that I never wear the same
outfit twice.
I do have money: I’m rich, actually. But I’m not going to be spending any of it. I feel entitled to take whatever I want from whomever I want. I won’t even purchase essential oils or scented candles. I take every fucking thing. I'll take drugs or money from someone's house, or anything they may have which appeals to me. If people are retarded enough to leave shit around for it to be taken, then I'm not going to be retarded enough to leave it un-taken.