by whoameyeI'm not Easley impressed by anyone in here. But that was impressive. We'll done !
Hello little Jason, how are you doing today?
You know that your Daddy doesn't allow you on the Internet unattended, hehe silly boy, so he has asked for my help because having a mentally challenged Son, like yourself, is really quite embarrassing for him, you know. Now I know you have the mental development of a 4 year old, that much is clear, so I'm going to try my best and meet you half way in my communications with you.
Some words you may not understand, but that is ok, so please be patient and stick with it, young jason. You can do this.
Ok so, your Father told me you're using Microsoft Office, correct? Microsoft Office is an awesome program but it isn't child proof, ok jason? Ok, let me explain...
Easley is spelt 'easily.' And as it's not the start of a new sentance, it does not have a capital 'E.' Ok? How could you get such a simple spelling so utterly wrong? Office has spell check, for fucks sake! Ooops, please don't tell your Daddy I swore there, ok? Our little secret. But you know these simple little words, Jason. I've seen similar in your spelling book. You know! The book with the gold, sorry bronze stars on it.
Now the next one is a bit more complex, so please pay attention, boy.
We'll is short for 'we will.' Again, this is another abject failure but listen, my dear boy, I'm not your Father, so you can get from behjnd the sofa. I'm not here to beat you.
Ok, where were we?
Oh yes. Did you mean to say "well?", as in "Hi, I'm feeling well today, thank you." Can you see the difference there? Here's the one of the big words I was talking about before...are you ready? Ok, it's called an 'apostrophe. ' It's not needed because in what you're trying to do here because you're not joining two words together. I used it three times back there in the sentance before this one. Can you see what I did? It's ok, I will let you off with that one because you did spell the word correctly. It was just the wrong context. I won't tell Daddy, I promise!
Anyway, that's all for now. Fleeting visit. Your Father is paying me a meagre $200 dollars an hour. I'm thinking of asking for a raise! Damn, I never knew children could be such hard work!
sigh Now where's that Vodka?