by ObsidianI will enter a kindergarten with a rifle, shoot the teachers, lock the doors so no can go out, then I will summon all the kids and tell them that I will go home to the losers families and kill them and that only the winner's family will be spared. Then I empty a sack of knives on the floor and say that only one of you can leave here as a winner.
A kindergarten? Lmao. You win the childish try hard award for this post...
I think I'm a bit different than the rest of you. Usually when I get those thoughts its more of putting fear in someone and beating them up badly, and of course I get the upper hand by doing a sucker punch and continuously kicking them while they are down. I would have a knife with me just in case he's more resilient than I thought. But I don't want to end someone's life, just get the rush from a bloody fight.
A group of people would be invited to participate in a "GHB Party". At such a party medium to high doses of GHB are consumed by all present and usually accompanied by a video camera setup to view the party later as no actual memories will be formed due to the GHB. One person would specifically be given a wrong time having them arrive after everyone else had received their dose.
Those already at the party would be given a high dose of GBL which will convert to GHB in the blood but with a much quicker onset. This will render the party members into virtual zombies with the subject thinking they are all still lucid and only in the early onset stages. When the subject of the actual act arrives they will be informed that they're just a bit late and given a high dose of GHB, GBL, and ethanol.
The interaction of the GHB and ethanol will induce severe nausea and vomiting. The subject would be lead out of the party under the guise of trying to alleviate their ailments. At this point the high dose combination of GHB and GBL would have placed the subject in a comatose state lasting anywhere from 1.5-5 hrs. In this time the subject would be moved to a 52'x52'x24' steel pole barn building.
Inside the building the subject would be affixed to the top of a 20' flagpole. The flagpole would be attached to 8' diameter steel disc and sitting upon it two garden gnomes painted flat black. The pole, disc, and gnomes all rotate independently from each other clockwise, counterclockwise, and clockwise. the subject is also hooked to three separate IVs the first is a combination of 6000mcg of LSD, 25i, 2cb, 2ci, datura, and ketamine. The other two individually containing haloperidol and a sucrose saline solution. The building would be lit using four projectors that have been dimensionally mapped to the inner structure of the pole barn building.
All three IVs would initially be set to the same drip rate and a large incision would made to the abdomen. A portion of the intestines would be pulled from the body and cut somewhere near the middle with all incisions cauterized. The individual ends of the intestines would be fixed to the lawn gnomes below. Fire would be projected on all four walls of the building. The subject would be awoken via 1/10th gram oral dose of methamphetamine delivered from a hooded individual suspended from a 1/4 ton electric chain hoist.
As the subject regains consciousness the rig will begin to spin at 5mph. The crane hoisting the hooded figure will begin to retreat from the subject. The drip rates of the IV haloperidol and sucrose/saline solution will decline. The Safety Dance song by Men Without Hats will play and slowly diminish in bpm. All of this in unison to the same rate of exponential decay. The subject could potentially live up to five hours with the partial excision of the intestines.
The subject will essentially spend a perceived eternity in a Hell of my own creation.
Well...
How about pulverizing the whole planet with an antimatter-matter collision device located at the center of the planet?
Wait...
How about deploying a black hole at the center of the earth?
No, wait...
How about a quantum entanglement of every lepton and hadron on earth with those onside the sun?
I think I'd rather think of ways of making life more merry for myself and others (just to spite them)...