Daddy's comment in chat...
Daddy: Infact there are few things I haven't done
...got me to thinking we should have a boast thread, where you can boast and brag about your exploits openly.
Don't be afraid to tell us anything and everything you've done over the years that made you proud or that you simply want to brag about for the sake of it.
Since Daddy is the biggest narcissist on the entire forum, I'm guessing he won't mind sharing some of the things he's done.