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I didn't realize that was humorous. 

At the grocery store the other day, while in the produce section I ate a couple of grapes. I'm just rotten to the core. There's no hope for me.

I got drunk and went on a shoplifting spree. I used a book bag to steal a box of wine from one store. Another store was busy and there was a fairly decent line at the register, so I just walked out with a 30 pack of beer. Then lastly I went to a store that has a nice liquor selection (but no security sensors), and pushed my cart out with about $200 worth of alcohol and some food.

do you really suffer from anxiety and depression?

by Edvard 0

I was stuck without a ride after a party and had to take a shit really freaking bad.  I kept checking car doors and found and open one, jumped inside, took a shit, and used a jacket, shirt, and magazine to wipe my ass.  

Then you woke up and had to change your bedsheets, right?

Tell me smth wilful. You said in chat we are natural enemies because we're both "alphas". But your style of confrontation is creating accounts with my name and my avatar and talking stupid shit like this. It's exactly what Dex used to do. Do you consider Dex an alpha male? Or do you see him as the sad loser that he is?

Don't be surprised when others here laugh at you and treat you like a joke under these conditions.

On topic... Is it really misbehaving if you get money and praise for it? :D

No, I even said "this was false". I told him that I did, made him believe that I really did. When in fact I do not.

EDIT

This was in reply to sugar not you Edvard.

EDIT: Nvm.

by Nihilist

I told a "friend" of mine that I suffer from severe anxiety and depression. And that he was the only one I have ever told, this was false. But he now believes that we have a deep connection and can tell each other anything. I am not sure if this will be useful, I did not do it for any "master plan" I just wanted to see if I could get him to believe me.

 For the record: I didnt. You're a bad liar.

by thesugargirl

I defended a friend during an argument. I didn't really care though.

 Cheers for that, I think. Sorry but I can't remember,  I may have been drunk.

I applaud your cleverness. This is probably one of the greatest things I have seen recently!

Thanks for the laugh!