Elliot Rodger here. I was just enjoying the beautiful night sky, when I saw a couple walking down the street. The girl was a beautiful blonde girl, wearing spandex pants and a really cute sweater. She was with some thug-looking black guy, who wore an Obey hat and obviously sagged his pants. The sight of them made my skin crawl. I bit down on my tongue and tried so hard not to scream at them. How is possible that an unintelligent black guy who sags his jeans can get such a beautiful blonde white girl, while I can't? Clearly, there's only one explanation. All girls are idiotic, and this can be seen with the men that they choose. Instead of being with a supreme gentleman who will love them and treat them well, they want some douchebag who will belittle them and cheat on them. Oh the injustice!
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LOL!!!! There is too much wrong with this... and I'm way to tired to play right now. I needed a laugh before trying to get some sleep (key word try!), so thanks... Elliot Rodger 2.
Oh, you can't get a nice girl because youre a flamming racist idiot. Just trying to help you out, hijo.
I am so sick of incompetent women and the obnoxious brutes they carouse with! I am descended from British aristocracy and drive a BMW, and I am educated and good looking. If humanity made any sense I would be having sex with many beautiful women, but no! Tonight I will drive around Isla Vista with my pistol and become a GOD!!!
"The girl was a beautiful blonde girl, wearing spandex pants and a really cute sweater."
And suddenly I am reminded of the male torture device known as Yoga Pants.
Just, seriously.
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