I do like the car. But the name hit me first. Why don't you bring the car with you for our hangout? 
Member with the most followers/fans: Myself
Least popular member: Josh
Most annoying member: Josh
Sexiest member (according to looks and/or voice): Myself and Sixx
Most intelligent member: Turncoat
Most interesting poster: Myself (nobody else here is as interesting as me)
Most boring poster: Obsidian
The member who would be the most pleasurable to fuck in real life: Sixx (I imagine he'd be pretty wild) and whoameye (I'd like to fuck whoameye on his harley while we're traveling at high speed)
The member who would be the most desirable to kill in real life: Sixx (killing him during sex would be a major turn-on, assuming he is as sexy to look at as his voice sounds)
The member who is most likely to succeed in real life: Luna (she's ambitious)
The member who is least likely to succeed in real life: Probably myself (I'm not ambitious at all and I live too much in the here and now to ever really succeed at any long-term career. I'm very successful at living a parasitic lifestyle though, lol)
The member who is most likely to end up in prison for the rest of their life: whoameye (though, I think he'd rather die in a shoot-out than go to prison)
The member who is most likely to end up in a psych ward for the rest of their life: Zach
The member with the most alts and/or troll accounts: Josh
Most genuine/honest member: Myself, of course
Biggest liar on the forum: Edvard
Most antisocial member: whoameye
Most socio/psychopathic member: Myself (I don't know who else here is a genuine socio/psycho)
Most narcissistic member: Daddy
Most screwed-up-in-the-head member: Josh
The member who would make the best side-show freak in a circus: I haven't decided on that one yet
Most badass member: whoameye
Most dangerous member: Myself (I know what I'm capable of)
Most trustworthy member: Myself (cause I don't trust anyone else)
Least trustworthy member: Sixx (I wouldn't trust anyone here, but Sixx is the the one I would trust the least because there is something about him that makes me very cautious)
The member who would be the most interesting/fun to hang out with in real life: TheSocio (that playdate of ours will be happening eventually)
The member you'd miss the most if they left: None
The member you wish would leave the forum for good: Josh
The biggest asshole on the forum: Slimey
The member who would make the cutest alien (if they were an alien): Questioning Life (of course)
Extra categories:
Dumbest member: thesugargirl
Sluttiest member: Tempest (I know she's hiding here somewhere)
Most sadistic member: Myself
The forum member who would be the most fun/interesting to torture: Turncoat (I would like to test Turncoat's limits)
The best member to be stranded on an island with: Any member who could prove to be useful to me
The worst member to be stranded on an island with: Josh (his annoying personality would outweigh his usefulness. I'd wanna kill him on the very first day)