by RomuleSuicide option: find a tall building, not too tall you want to be able to see and talk to your crowd. Next after finding your building, find some dynamite or other explosives. Now comes the hard part you have to figure out how long it would take you to fall, and set the timer to half of that. Nows the big day, when you're finally ready go to your building strapped and draw acrowd, make it dramatic. Once you feel you have enough people... Jump!.ddon't forget to start this explosives strapped to your chest first. If all is done correctly you'll cover your chosen crowd in a fine red mist and many many chunks, leaving them all mentally scarred for eternity!
I devoted an entire 20 mins of work time reflecting on this scenario....
Highly amusing - and possibly my best use of work time in weeks.
My thanks Romule.