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This is so exciting. Another abhorrent questionnaire to answer.

1. Obviously it would be the sense of hearing. I'm so tired of listening to all the bullshit I'm being subjected to constantly.

2. There is no time like the present.

3. I have never idolized anyone in my life, nor have I ever had a role model in it. So I'll skip answering this question.

4. I'm always a reluctant hero

5. I taught my little sister to jump off a swing.

6. I am an alien robot. Tremble Earthlings at the prospect of being subjected to the unleashing of my awesome flatulence of mass destruction ( FMD's. I know how you earthlings adore acronyms ).

7. I am what I am. That's my advantage.

8. The cook, only because he is the first on the list ( just kidding. Food is of primary appreciation in all things to be appreciated ).

9. Tough one. I would probably change my 20 year old underwear I'm wearing day in and day out to this day.

10. The snowman is melting, yet he does not fear.

      His death is imminent, soon he'll bean an icy pear.

11. Perhaps I would give up my sex life, if the 'price' was to live in a state of a constant orgasm. Then again, how long before my brain burned out. Oh well...

I wrote your name in gold! 

I am still a minor,

The cops come to our school annually to remind us that even if we are a minor ourselves, we sill cannot posses nudes of minors. Child pornography. 

All this to say I mustn't post a nude to keep you all safe from prison. It would be a shame to lose you ): </3

PM a pic to me. No-one has to know. You can keep those little panties on if you want.

16 is legal age here in Aus. How old did you say you are?

1. The sense of smell because it's the only one that's not really vital, and I could riff about not being able to smell bullshit anymore but I won't

2. It depends on what would be my position in society. But since I have to live there and not simply visit I'll choose the future, 2500 maybe it's a nice round number.

3. No one.

4. I would absolutely want to be the villain because heroes are boring & bland most of the time whereas villains get cool one-liners, exciting stuff to do and of course cool lairs.

5. This one is a bit meta but something very manipulative that I often do is manipulating someone into doing the manipulation for me. Manipulation by proxy if it's clearer. That way my hands are clean and it requires less effort.

6. Are you kidding? I would love to be a robot. Think about it if robots are advanced enough to look and behave like humans humans would pretty much be useless because they would be inferior.

7. This one is tricky because who you are and who you known is linked so it's hard to answer one or the other but I think the best would be both because that way you can become whatever you want (assuming you retain some form of memories).

8. Free you say? Oh man in that case a free "escort" would be great. And I'm not talking about your shitty $20 whore but a very expensive one.

10. Damn what happened to question 9?

11. Yes. But under these circumstances: I bone as much as I can while I'm young and once I reach my 50s/60s when, you know, the human body starts to sag from everywhere  (even assuming I kept fit) then I'll exchange my sex life for a master of the world throne. And then since I'm after all master of the world I can do whatever I want so I revoke your rule and I build my self a harem and have me some daddy on hot young thing action.

The stories become so much more valuable once they are removed...

Oh well, a questionnaire's something to do:


1. If you had to give up one of your five senses, which one would it be? Why strategically?
It would be a horrible experience to go through, but my sense of taste is the one worth sacrificing. I can still function in society fairly well without taste, it'd just be less fun.

2. If you could live during any time period, which one would you choose?
This one's been fine for me. The past has no internet, and the future might lose it. I love information being so readily accessible, even if you have to sift through most of it for anything usable.

3. Who's your biggest role model on these forums, in the community?
Me.

4. If your life were a movie would you chose to be hero or villain?
Both.

5. What's the most manipulative thing you've ever done?
Not the most manipulative, but it was at least fun. I got someone who wanted to fire a slingshot armed with pennies at me to put it down... then pick it up again... then put it down... then pick it up again...

This went on for far longer than I expected it to.

6. If you turned out to be a robot, would you want to know?
Why not?

7. Would you rather forget who you are or who everyone else is? How is that more advantageous to you?
I'd rather forget who everyone else is. My nature would have me either re-meet these people, or meet new people without much difficulty, and it's not like I'd miss those who I couldn't remember.

8. If you could have ONE extremity good free service from either a cook, a chauffeur, masseur, Salon hairdresser... which would you chose?
If I spent more time thinking about it I'm sure I'd find a better answer, but for now chauffeur would be quite nice.

9. What would you change about your past if you had the opportunity? 
That depends on if I could see the ramifications of such changes in advance.

10. Say something random. First thing that pops into mind~
Baldness.

11. Would you give up your sex life to get any material thing you could ever want? Food, unlimited wifi, free passes anywhere in the world, power, world domination throne, video games, that car you've always talked about, boat... Anything you could dream of.
Currently? Nah. Maybe in a few decades.

1. Smell. I could not live without my eyes or touch or hearing because that would mean I would not be able to draw what I see anymore.

2. I like it here.

3. :$

4. I would definitely choose Hero.

5. Hmm... I can't remember.

6. Sure, why not.

7. I would rather forget who everyone else is, because that way they could tell me who they are, and since I will still be the same, I would probably make the same judgments as before.

8. Uhh... Chauffer. 

9. Undisclosed.

10. TheSocio.

11. I would give up the sex, but not the love. :D

1. If you had to give up one of your five senses, which one would it be? Why strategically?

I'd give up hearing. Then I wouldn't have to listen to anyone whining to me anymore, including my daughter at times.

2. If you could live during any time period, which one would you choose?

I'd choose to live in the time period I'm living in right now. I'm a 'live-in-the-moment' kind of person. Who cares about the past or the future.

3. Who's your biggest role model on these forums, in the community? 

No-one.

4. If your life were a movie would you chose to be hero or villain? 

Villain, because being the villain is a lot more fun.

5. What's the most manipulative thing you've ever done?

I tried to manipulate someone into killing himself.

6. If you turned out to be a robot, would you want to know? 

Yes. Then I could look for every potential opportunity to make the most of my robotics.

I already feel somewhat robotic at times.

7. Would you rather forget who you are or who everyone else is? How is that more advantageous to you?

I'd rather forget who everyone else is. It's more advantageous to me, because I'd still know who I am at least.

8.If you could have ONE extremity good free service from either a cook, a chauffeur, masseur, Salon hairdresser... which would you chose?

I'd choose the cook because I hate cooking.

9. What would you change about your past if you had the opportunity?  

I wouldn't change anything.

10. Say something random. First thing that pops into mind~ 

Murder

11.Would you give up your sex life to get any material thing you could ever want?

Yes, I would. I have a high sex drive though, so I'd only give it up for a very large sum of money.

Way to introduce myself here, but sure. Why not. 

1. If you had to give up one of your five senses, which one would it be?  
Taste. If I lose my sense of smell I wouldn't be able to taste anything either, and I would need the other senses to survive successfully in our society and seem 'normal',

2. If you could live during any time period, which one would you choose?
The Victorian Era. Fancy dresses, proper etiquette and Jack the Ripper; you really can't beat that aside from free wifi. 

3. Who's your biggest role model on these forums, in the community? 
No one.

4. If your life were a movie would you chose to be hero or villain?  
The anti-hero. 

5. What's the most manipulative thing you've ever done? 
It was extremely complicated; it involved a dead chicken, blood, a paintbrush, ice-cream, wifi (and laptop), two (rather un?willing) participants, olive oil, a police officer and nail polish. No need for you to know what happened. 

6. If you turned out to be a robot, would you want to know? 
Sure. I'ld be disappointed in the person who created my AI though, telepathy would have been lovely.

7. Would you rather forget who you are or who everyone else is? 
Who everyone else is of course. My personal identity is much more important than everything else.

8. If you could have ONE extremity good free service from either a cook, a chauffeur, masseur, Salon hairdresser... which would you chose? 
The cook; food is always nice and appreciated.

9. What would you change about your past if you had the opportunity? 
My parents. If I could change that I'ld gladly choose a billionaire father; if not I should have forced my parents to send me to Paris for boarding school a few years back. Oh well. 

10. Say something random. First thing that pops into mind~
By Morningstar, get a decent tumblr theme please.

11. Would you give up your sex life to get anything you could dream of?
Gladly. Too young to have had sex so I don't know what it feels like and I don't plan sticking in this hard thing inside me anytime soon. I would love to be the Head of a well developed nation in 10 year's time (and the skills for the job).

too many questions

by XxxBeautyDeCountessxxX

Alright so I added the usernames! (On the same site)

Hope you like it ^.^ 

 I must of missed this post earlier.

Can you repost them for me. You must have taken them down since cause I didn't get to see.