Daddy taught you dairy products as a child:
Fed you his milk, cheese, then his right egg
Then told you in bed "Damn babe,you so wild"
You cheated on your hand with his third leg!
Poor baby, don't cry, I promise he'll be back
Even the tears are running away from your face
Trying to wash the ugliness away, with a clack
So slow, raced with turtles, came on the last place
One in a billion, got ugliness like nobody other
Face so dead, the abortion doctor didn't even bother!
He said "Ma'am, look at the face, nothing to do for us"
When you took your mask off while going to work, even the driver left the bus
They threw you in the bin, right with the other trash
You are the result of mom's eggs ovulated by a pussy rash
You were an accident, looking like out of a bad car crash
Your mom a panzer, me a bike, but she was the one smashed!
You came from 9gag, live your life 9 times, call it 9 gags
Result of an enema, clone yourself 9 times, call em 9 fags
Your mom called construction men to hammer and to drill her
Condom broke, after 9 months, the abortion doctor had to bill her!
Calling your face average, would at best, and if you are lucky, be a hyperbole
At your birth your mom said: "I thought I was supposed to shit from other the hole!"
After your abortion, the doctors took a photo of you of face for their ads
Because of your face, the camera broke, and the pieces ran off for their dads
On Easter, Daddy gave you his eggs, a night with him was your childhood Holiday
A priest, nailed you on his cross, sprayed you with holy water, you called it Holy Day
When he saw your face, he went in the church, and asked God for a punishment reduction
Opened the donation box, took all the money, and gave it for your face reconstruction
This dumb nigga put a bottle of coke in the oven, when his Daddy wanted baking soda
His daddy treats him like Darth Vader treats Luke, for looking like a quadreplegic Yoda
When they ask your parents if they want you as a kid they go: "are you kidding me?"
You got a face like, when you bring your anus to a girls mouth, it's "are you kissing me?"