"I wouldn't put you in a cage pretty bird, I'd just catch you, feed you and let you fly away... which is the best way to keep a pretty bird around... The hard part would be getting you to stay away while i'm playing with my other birds."
It's been my eperience that brids are pretty fucking stupid and have no clue what they want in life...well maybe food.
Haha I actually love a good bet. If I knew you in real life I'd be in (it wouldn't be the first time anyway), but online I see many ways for you to fake the photos, or put up photos of someone else, and I'm too paranoid about anonymity to pay a psychopathic wannabe troll online.
So no buddy, I'll just continue to believe you're a lonely wanker sitting all day at the computer, visiting forums and porn sites.