Not to be funny, I really want to know what you can get a sociopath for Valentines day. I respect him enough to know we have different ideas on what a good gift are. I assume mushy sentimental crap goes nowhere and I can pull off some elaborate scheme to feed his every desire...but is there anything I can do that would actually give some pleasure? He already gets lots of sex so that is boring...Any suggestions? naked pics? something purely material? Need some ideas. What would you want?
Planning that for a future anniversary. Dont have much time to pull that off before Friday...we have domestic obligations...something simple in the mean time. But thank you for even trying a suggestion. Is there anything you every received that you actually appreciated? Seems like I have done everything and monotony is what I want to avoid. Can small mementos even make any impact? He doesn't like it when others get him expensive things..tilts his power, thats his job in his opinion.
The list this is from has few actually tasty looking treats, but there's an alternative for low calorie brownies (haven't tried them myself).
Otherwise, calorie counting is also about hitting a minimum number of calories, so if he's warned in advance, he could prepare for something a little more fattening. I use Calorie Count personally, as it conveniently displays what you put in your body alongside counting the calories.
A commemorative set of laser inscribed chef's knives?
You mentioned he loves food. Does that involve its preparation (it usually does).
A long time ago I got a set of those from a good friend with each knife having a line from "This little piggy".
There are places that can do that within a day.