Suck a ball
GASP! How DARE you disparage our Good Queen like that!!!
She is benevolent and kind. And, as Sir Squirrelly Attorney so eloquently stated: she offers nothing but acorns and justice!
Acorns...! Delicious bits and bytes, on a forum that could NEVER be easily supplanted by downloading another free forum client! She offers us chat! And justice! A fair hand for all.
For this is not a FIGHTCLUB, ladies and gentlemen... It is a sociopath community We need to learn to get along, like decent human beings. Like every other well-adjusted members of society! We should all aspire to be civic-minded, exactly like our good queen. For she... SHE, ladies and gentlemen, is the very pinnacle of sociopathy. She alone among the specimens here is fit to lead us! She alone has demonstrated good judgement in banning the individuals who are like ULCERS upon this community! We must learn to submit to her mighty rule and fair hand!
Fear not, Good Queen Luna! I will be your knight in shining armour and defend you always, my pretty.
All hail Luna! Long live the Queen!