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Logical fallacy, much? :P

A snack break with figs, bananas, watermelon, chocolate, and pumpkin seeds would probably help.

The first time i beat my shit was in 1982. I'm sure most of you weren't even born yet. I consider myself a master-bater. As a matter of fact. I am beating my shit right now. If any of you amateurs want any advice on the best way to beat your shit, ask me and I will do what I can to help you even the women are free to ask away and I will guide you threw it via webcam. 

I was thinking more along the lines of a big mac.

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it works for me, you feel more alert and happy, when you masturbate all the time it's like being married. your tired stressed and you want to kill yourself, taking a break from the spank bank works wonders. try it you might not feel murderous anymore.

Haha, you and Happy Penguin would make a great couple. You're always so damn cheery :D

Belial, you were the one going out into corn fields at night with your fleshlight, right? That really cracked me up.

Perhaps if it is that good you should share pictures or video with us?

by Thrill Kill

Maybe whoameye is the author of a masturbation book already. Seems legit to me.

Oooh, so that's what he meant by beating his shit. Here I was taking it a bit more literally, silly me.

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