I was recently told I didn't enjoy having fun on the forum, So let's tell each other terrible jokes.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!!
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face!
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus? I don't know why they didn't either.
What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.
What is pink and red and sits in a corner? A baby chewing on razor blades.What is green and sits in a corner? The same baby, six weeks later.
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
