Such beauty... I'm enamored... Do you by any chance have a phone number I could reach that wondrous thing?
1-888-485-6997. Her name is Suzette :) She charges $2.50 a minute, but if you're a baller like me it shouldn't be an issue.
It was monkey Monday
I called. She hanged up the moment I proposed. Life sucks. Oh well, back to stalking primates at the local zoo.
I used to work as a pimp for someone like her but it turned out to be a monkey business.