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"Set fire to the apartment" "Then chloroform yourself"

So by the time the cops talk to me I'll be extra crispy?... 

I like this one. Though I'm not fond of walking home from a burning car...and I'd have to stop by the store to pick up some bleach so that might look weird too...but the story fits, they can't prove any foul play! 

...but what about little Timmy son of a bitch?

that is NOT a perfect murder. too many variables that could go wrong. if you want to know how to actually get away with murder, try something with a little less evidence and witnesses

but if you really had to get out of that mess, spray ammonia all over the aparment and the body after cauterizing your own wound. you would only have a few hours, since her parents would probably come looking for her, so you would have to head over to the little kids place to eliminate the witness, put on gloves, break his neck and put the body at the bottom of a flight of stairs. quickly hunt for a neighbor that resembles yourself in stature, kill them in whatever method would be unrecognizable from the skeleton, and leave the body in the apartment. then burn down your apartment using your oven or some other appliance to make it look like an accident and gtfo the country.

Hahahaha!

MEXICO. ITS SO CLICHE FOR ESCAPING CRIMINALS NOBODY WILL EVER GUESS

Idealy the firemen and police would arrive before you died.

Overall the idea is to make it look like someone broke in and attacked both of you.  I shuold have made it clearer.

No it's my fault, I should have made it more clearer... and I should have been more brutal when critiquing your answer.

Touche'

You're right.

Don't forget to smash her teeth, don't want those inconvenient dental records coming back to haunt you.