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You can sew but you don't have a sewing kit? Even my travel sewing kit has a measuring tape in it. 

Measuring tapes are handy... you could strangle someone with a measuring tape.

Do you have rope? surely you have rope and a ruler you could use to measure yourself.

 

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Have you ever actually killed someone?

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by Demon

I frequent this place on limited occassions... What do you think I might be doin with all the REST of my time?  You, you freakin' live here dear.  You really should expand your self.

For all I know you probably frequent other forums when you're not on here. Just because you're not here all the time, doesn't mean you're not spending a lot of time somewhere else online.

This is the only forum I frequent. I'm off here everyday for hours at a time, yet you think I live here. When I'm not here, I'm usually off the net educating my daughter (she's being home-schooled remember) or cleaning the house, doing the washing, cooking dinner, doing stuff in town, going for a walk, getting exercise, or sleeping. I play computer games quite often as well, but that doesn't stop me from doing what needs to be done in real life.

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by Vicarious

You can sew but you don't have a sewing kit? Even my travel sewing kit has a measuring tape in it. 

Measuring tapes are handy... you could strangle someone with a measuring tape.

Do you have rope? surely you have rope and a ruler you could use to measure yourself.

I do have a sewing kit with cotton and needles in it, just no measuring tape.

If I told you my body's measurements are similar to whatever this woman's measurements are (except I have bigger boobs), would you believe me anyway?

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What motivates you to be honest about your issues on this forum?

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Sure... that provides some kind of closure. What is your cup size?

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by Vicarious

Have you ever actually killed someone?

Stupid question. If I have, do you honestly think I would tell you on a public forum, or tell you at all for that matter?

No, I haven't killed anyone. I've only attempted murder.

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by Vicarious

Sure... that provides some kind of closure. What is your cup size?

 DD

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Natural or enhanced?

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It is not a stupid question at all. Legally, saying you are guilty of an illegal act does not automatically make you guilty of that act. There must be adequite evidence before guilt can be determined. Otherwise people that compulsively confess to crimes they did not commit would all be in prison.

Every human has the ability to lie. Lying is so much easier online.

Anything written on a forum as rediculous as this one would be taken with a huge grain of salt.

That said... I believe that you have not killed anyone.

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