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Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 1285

I am afraid I felt empathy today. I am not sure what I should do.

Today in my life I walked in on someone on the phone. I stepped away for a few moments and then they were done. They emerged and upset then I asked if she was ok. She started crying so I walked over to hug her. I was able to take situation and relate it back to one I had myself.

Except I wanted utter chaos for her. I wanted everything to end horribly for her while I watched her in distress for months. What fun.

After she left I stole her cookies and a $1 she left. I had chips before with that dollar and now I'm eating the cookie. That is why I called you murder cookies tonight and not sweetiepaths. The cookies are 5/10. Wouldn't buy myself.

Do you understand my problems murder cookies?

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 7645
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

The last time I ate a cookie it was drugged (I bought it that way intentionally), though I'm not entirely sure what drugs were in it. 

It was supposed to be marijuana, but I'm pretty damn sure there was another drug in it as well because it not only got me high, it made me horny as fuck.

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 1285
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Did it have a frosting on it/sprinkles?

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 7645
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

No

on 3/29/2014
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Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Would you like some cranberry coconut macaroon? 

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 7645
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Is it drugged?

on 3/29/2014
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Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Funny that you should bring up this topic.  I also felt empathy today.  It was also a specific situation that I could relate to.  I also felt that the solution was to eat cookies.  Lots and lots of cookies.

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 1285
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Would you like it to be?

Polarbear - I certainly hope you didn't pay for them. We must feel empathy for the suffering then rob them of their delicious goods.

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 17
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Pink - I agree.  What other types of tasty treats do you enjoy?

on 3/29/2014
Posts: 1285
Dear Murder Cookies: Your expertise is wanted

Free is the best. I like demon over there...she is one tasty treat.

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