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sir, can you please write our TOS?

to luna prey from squirrel attorney,

is willing to be writing of tos however is not willing to be guaranteeing of legally binding.

is willing to be being advisor however is thinking luna prey is knowing what to do already.

is wishing best of luck and many of acorns to luna prey.

sincerely squirrel attorney.

you should write our TOS in your accent! 

to luna prey from squirrel attorney,

is willing to be translating of service of terms of luna prey to language of squirrel.

is having of prior experience of translating most famous of speech "to be or not to be" into "is to be being or is not to be being" for enjoyment of squirrelkind.

if luna prey is giving service of terms to squirrel attorney, squirrel attorney will be giving translation to luna prey.

sincerely squirrel attorney

Would squirrel attorney be interested in my nuts ?

is willing to wash them for squirrel attorney

sincerely Bad Boy

to badboy from squirrel attorney,

is happy to be harvesting nuts of badboy. please be making arrangements with acorn collector to surrender all nuts of badboy to squirrelkind.

sincerely squirrel attorney

all nuts of badboy is belonging to squirrel

by squirrel attorney

language of squirrel.

 SQL, right? :D