Butthurt? My butt never hurts. Does yours? :)
The Penetrator would probably leave a lasting impression:
They supposedly made 25 real ones.
by A MysteryOh no you wouldn't.
You're a big fat conspicuous oaf, tk... Sluggish, middle-aged, and out of shape. My foot would be on your neck and my shotgun in your mouth before you even got so much of a glimpse of my shapely ass, biatch. :P
Back in reality...
I'd like to see your shotgun. Got a pic of it?
You've seen my gun. Now it's your turn for show and tell.