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Dexter, thou're an blinking idiot. a moron of the highest order. thou're so stupid it's a wonder and a pity thou can remember to breath. intelligent ideas bounce off thy mazzard as if it wast coat'd with teflon. creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid yea being in the same state as thou. if thou had an original thought it would die of loneliness 'ere the hour was out. on an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable iq) thou're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would ne'd to travel into another quantum reality in order to yea catch a distant glimpse of it.
Kill thyself, thou waste of sperm.
I will nev'r get ov'r the embarrassment of proper to the same species as thou. ye art a stale piece of dog shit, an abomination, a malformity. i wretch at the very thought of thou. thou hast all the appeal of a genital wart. lepers avoid thou. ye art vile, worthless, less than nothing. ye art a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. and did i mention thou smell? loleth. Monkeys look down on thou. yea sarah won't hast sex with thou. ye art unreservedly pathetic, starv'd f'r attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. ye art a waste of flesh. on a good day thou're a halfwit. ye art deficient in all that lends character. thou hast the personality of wallpaper. ye art dank and filthy. ye art asinine and benight'd. ye art the source of all unpleasantness. thou spread misery and sorrow wherev'r thou go.
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