You could just give really obvious hints, but never actually tell him
by ZildjianSo I picked up this girl from the bar this weekend and brought her home and had my way with her. It turns out she is currently dating a guy that me and a few friends really dislike. He is one of those sensitive jerk offs who thinks he's in love with every girl who gives him a chance, it's quite pathetic really. But the good thing is his birthday is tomorrow and I was thinking what could be a better present than to let him know that I had a 24 hour fuckfest with his woman. I was going to just message him on Facebook and tell him things she intimately shared with me as proof, things that I'm sure nobody knows but him. But that just seems so bland and unoriginal, I always like to make it a fun game when I expose people like this so I thought maybe some of you heartless fucks could give me some ideas. Feel free to shoot them my way
If the guy is that pathetic, maybe you need to break it to him gently.
Offer him a gift to go "three-way" with him for his birthday.
Then you can explain you were just practicing to make sure you were compatible beforehand.
And yes, 24 hours says you tested out just fine!
You can both jump out of a birthday cake in sexy thongs.
If this is done right, you'll chase him away and never hear from him again. Ever.