I expect you to ignore this post, though it would be really, really, really nice if you improved your bed side manner.
It is not as though you are expected to become a charmer, but there is a lot of merit to becoming cunning in a way that other people appreciate without realizing they are being charmed.
Just imagine the brown nosing you will receive, once you pretend to appreciate other people. And who knows, perhaps other rewards would be forthcoming as well.
Although I understand your lack of comprehension for a properly mannered conversation, I suggest you do try in the least in order to benefit and improve your own manipulative skills.
Yours truly,
VV