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The Murder Game


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The objective of this game is to describe how you would kill the person (or people) above you.

Try to be as creative as possible.

 

Person A responds by describing how they would kill me.

Then person B responds by describing how they would kill person A.

Person C responds by describing how they would kill person B etc.

(if you want, you can skip the last person who responded and mention how you would kill one or all of the people above you)

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The Murder Game

Fuck your ass with a strap-on bayonet 

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The Murder Game

Stalk you, possibly for days, until I know when you'll be alone each day. I would then visibly follow you as you travel until you finally believe you've given me the slip. After you've had the satisfaction of escaping, I approach you while you are alone, and will be for a while. That's when I'd kill you, talking about how I've followed you to see the apprehension dawn on you. Finally, I'd slice you across the arms and legs, watching you squirm in pain as you bleed out on the floor.

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And you get overpowered while talking shit to him. Unless you, of course, just didn't add the part where you take care of him and then talk shit.

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Make him smile and laugh from tickle torture.

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Well naturally, don't take any risks.

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I would make my intended victim aware of the pointlessness of their future existence, thus allowing them to find the easiest solution to the encumbering weight of living a life they didn't imagine for themselves.

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I wait until I catch Venator walking down a dark ally. I sneak up behind him and hit him between the shoulder blades  with a board with a nail in it. He'll die eventually after a pointless life of quadriplegia.

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Good luck.

I'm paranoid enough to walk around with a plate armor at all times in order to avoid just that type of interaction.

Did I mention that I also have eyes in the back of my head?

My mother also gave me a death ray projector on my 6th birthday, which I carry in the cavity left from my liver removal surgery at all times.

Do you want to make my day, or do you feel lucky? Do you?

 

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After months of countless planning and observations I'd have a 3rd party unknowing bring you into a daycare center. I'd then send in my privately funded team of homeless mercenaries, who've been forced to fast and take a rigorous load of bathsalt/meth cocktail into their bloodstream. Cornered inside with little snacks a feeding frenzy would ensue, I'd film the aftermath and masterbate to it weekly.

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