I'm so so sorry.
I've been a fucktard. A complete and utter fucktard.
I've got a serious problem, I have asbergers. It's something I can't change. I've been annoying and stupid. Really, I was just trying to make some friends because I don't have any in real life. My life is pretty pathetic.
I'm not asking for your forgiveness, or even for your acceptance, I'm just asking for a chance. Won't you please let me try again?