Be brief, I have some young asian sex slaves I need to torture in my basement...
That can't be true, cause you're in mine.
I'm under the impression you were away on some kinda of drill practice. A very important drill.
..."Drill Practice"... Sounds like weekend warrior BS... I'm not in the national gaurd... Your assumptions are incorrect Good Sir. I was infact on a soul voyage to find my inner purpose... Just kidding I was out killin folks... How you been?
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i don't care loser
I'm so happy you're back, Daddy! I've missed you throws confetti joyfully
Who the fuck are you?
I had my very first period :3