Maybe the way you phased it or the way I read it.
Here is something totally legit my friend who is in the armed police told me yesterday, which made me fucking cringe may I add.
Girls DO NOT READ
My friends friend, who is also an armed police officer, and a total fucking nut case would go out of a weekend looking for girls to share up the ass and then get them to sucks his shitty cock. Fucking gross, A power thing or what, right! Idk
One Monday morning he didn't come into work, my mate phoned him and he said, I'll speak to you next week when I'm back at work.
But anyway, getting to the point. He was off work for a full week, couldn't piss and was in excruciating pain so he went the doctors and had this probe thingy jammed down his bellend and out came loads of green puss and a fucking seed!
He only got a seed from a piece of sweetcorn jammed down his japs eye!!! Wholey fuck!
It's stories like this that puts me off casual sex with strangers nowadays.
P's, before any funny fuckers start asking if the sweetcorn dude is me...this is 100% legit.