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No... I caught it.  No worries.  

Okay, here's my answer.

I'm secretly Santa Clause (well, it was a secret until now) and Virus has been a very bad boy this year...

LOL!!! You, reckless?  You're too lazy.

You are right about that;-)

by Virus

LOL!!! You, reckless?  You're too lazy.

 If that's what you want to believe, that suits me fine.

So finish the story, Virus. I want see how your version of it goes.

The truth is, Virus, I just think you're a cool guy who I could have some interesting conversation with. Maybe, if we met, we could go to the local hotel and have a few drinks together. Bring your son along (if he's old enough to drink). How old is he anyway?

by Thrill Kill

Okay, here's my answer.

I'm secretly Santa Clause (well, it was a secret until now) and Virus has been a very bad boy this year...

?

This may come as a shock to you, but Santa is actually a woman:

By the way, you should try to be a little more inconspicuous next time, troll. You gave yourself away far too easily. /wink

You wish you had that body... Don't you?  Tell you what, hit the road and the gym, get your ass fitting in that outfit... Then come to the US.

/wink