Hello sociopathworld
I am new to the site and was wondering if any of you have gender identity issues like me. I don't really know who I am anymore. I wear dresses and stuff but smoke like a chimney and talk manly. I want to stuff my penis in something so bad but I cannot get an erection. I think this is where the dresses come in. Sometimes I fold my penis underneath my taint, like between my butt cheeks, so I can feel like a woman.
Is this natural? Help please!
I suggest pouring superglue all over your penis , and pushing it into a toaster. Then when you switch it on , you wont be tempted to try and pull it out , and will get the full benefit of the delightful , burning /singeing smell and all the smoke.
It will alleviate some of your gender issues simultaneously, and if you take a small hand saw to whats left of your pecker, you can turn it into a man-gina.
then you can have tea and scones with missy , hyper and emily and feel right at home.
P.S .... dont get a mexican toaster. They dont work properly and will try and steal your watch when your putting your pecker in it.
I recommend spiritual healing so you can come out of the closet instead of hiding behind joke puppets and silly cracks at others.
I also recommend conflict resolution and mediation to reach a consensus after you come out, and find yourself at odds with other SW members who prefer to stay in. Best wishes and get a new couch, that doesnt clash with your dress but still hides the stains from what you do sitting there all day. Take care!
Welcome to the girl club, sugardude. As Lycan said, there is tea and scones. But the tea might be poisoned and the scones are passive aggressive.
I relate to your issues because sometimes I think I am actually a squirrel and sometimes I think I am a big black man. But I am not a furry and I would never do blackface because that is racist.
I think you are beautiful, no matter what they say. Words won't bring you down.
Sincerely, some sort of chromosome and hormone type thing.
Wilful is that you honey? Come out for mommie.
Im so sorry, i didnt mean to be mean. God smack me down.
Damn puppets, didnt know it was you or i would have played along.
Now be a good boy and give mommie back her dress.
Before you get fluid stains on it. Or rip the seams with your fat ass.
What do you mean Emily N. I have been nicknamed sugardude since seven years old when I spraypainted my bicycle pink and strapped a basket full of sugarcookies to the handlebars. I tried selling them in the front of my house but was picked up by some fatguy in a minivan.
You owe me an apology for not taking me seriously Emily N..I came here for help because I saw some messed up people in here while lurking around. If you don't have anything constructive to say to me, talk your ass off my thread.
Oh bless you sugarcube. Thanks for opening up to me. I will have some tea, but what are scones. Do you dress up like a squirrel? That is so interesting? I used to love sugarcookies. It only took a fat man and a minivan to change that forever. He was dressed as a clown. He smelled like beer and old feet. He ate my cookies.