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Decide which one bothers you the most and do like I have done in the past.  Put your best dress on and invite him to his favorite bar for drinks.  Be late and tell him to go in first to order, get a table, or whatever.  Go in while he is already in not wearing undies and yell his name, run over, grab hold of him, and make sure your big balls show when you bend over and/or hug him.  Works every time!

I'm gonna find out where he lives, wait outside for him and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.

Act nice for a few months, scumbag Dan for $300, tell him to get it from Jerry.

Slash Dan's tires. They are both gonna pay dearly. It's exciting right now to be planning this all out. Gonna love spitting on his bloody face.

by clownpenis

I'm gonna find out where he lives, wait outside for him and beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.

One of my ex-boyfriends (who I was going out with at the time - my daughter's father) and his mate did that once. There was a guy they knew who they wanted to beat the shit out of because of something he did, so they invited him around to our place for a drink and when he turned up, they were waiting for him with baseball bats and beat him half to death. He ended up in hospital with broken bones.

A week or so later, this big, black dude comes around warning us that my boyfriend's got a mark on his head. I lied to him and told him that my boyfriend had nothing to do with bashing the other guy who ended up in hospital. I ended up convincing him with a bullshit story.

Here's an idea for you:

My daughter's father and his brother played a joke on a guy they knew once. They rocked up on his doorstep with a couple of sawn-off shotguns, while wearing balaclava's and knocked on his door. When he opened it, he just about pissed himself with fear.

You could do that as a joke, but demand your money back in the process.

Your "good" revenge is slashing tires and beating with bats....wtf...congratulations on the most unoriginal revenge scheme ever.  I think gaydude up there has your trophy in his left hand...

Why does his revenge scheme have to be original?

He just wants his fucking money back. Who cares how he gets it back.

I think it has something to do with seeing thread named "good revenge scheme"

Opening it to find no scheme..in suspense

Then a two piece comes out with bats and tire slashings...

I called it unoriginal hoping the reader would understand i meant that to be not good at all.

.its almost as if you are emily right now, telling me what to post...

Are you emily?

Exactly. Beat him good, rob him and slash the other guy's tires. Prison time isn't even being considered. I'm too pissed off. I imagine with this guy's frail health he will die from his wounds or be weakened enough to let cancer do it's job.