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Why? I'd simply laugh at death and pull out some of my best 'your momma is so fat' jokes just to fuck with him. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, no point in grovelling. Let's call his bluff though.

Short answer:

I need more than 2 weeks to clean out my storage unit and car so no one else has to.

Long answer:

I would compare lists of karma that each person has to resolve, Then decide which 5 people can do the most good in this lifetime, and which can let go and pass the buck to others.

If people saw my karma, they'd more likely jump off a building rather than take it on. So the first 5 people to bail out would leave the other 5 to get the work done or delegate out.

I don't know anyone who wants my karma. The most I found is people smart enough to take the solutions my karma leads to, and use that to resolve their OWN karmic issues.

Because if she lets me keep my life for as long as I want it, when I decide to end it I will speak her name and offer my last breath as a sacrifice.

So death is a lady (you said "she")? Well my odds to convince her are pretty high then. :D

Seven other Disney characters are depending on me to keep the cottage roof over our heads. If I get killed off who is going to pay the bills? I'm the only one getting any work these days, thanks to the adult industry.

We can't help if the only acting gigs for dwarves are small roles that are very short. Yikes, I mean, never mind. OMG I sound like Sarah Palin! Is she on the list?

Just like you did with alia! Lmao xd

Actually, yeah, that's a pretty good example.

Don't talk about what you don't know Slime, you just end up looking really stupid...

Oh really. So you never revealed yourself in a lame attempt to impress her? What became of that bro? I'm an inquisitive pure soul. Please enlighten me, won't you...

Who said she wasn't impressed? :D

Nice fishing for info, but what became of that is none of your business pal.