Heard you were leaving... throws out boots, men underwear, jock strap, a bunch of other mens items....slams door
wipes eyes, looks out the fucking peephole to ensure she is gone yep, sure as shit
opens door leaving plate of leftover turkey
Takes turkey and runs away
Thanks Missy we'll miss you!
No, no, it was poisoned!
Urgh ugh ugh... But it tasted so good.