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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse


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REVISED: Pencil Drawing contest: http://illustration.worth1000.com/contests/30709/beginners-pencil

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http://writing.worth1000.com/contests/30713/holiday-shopping-apocalypse-4-zombies-at-the-mall

Dear Clownpenis and SW who hate Christmas:

I don't know WHAT the contest moderators were thinking when they came up with this theme.

To write a CAMPY story about Zombies holiday shopping at the mall. And no gore? What's the point then???

If 5-10 people want to sign on and enter this, let me know and I'll sponsor your entry, normally 5 points. Signing up gets you 10 free points, but this is my treat to see what creative story you come up with.

if you prefer to collaborate, one person can set up an account and enter it under that person; but to be fair, you should specify in the comments that it was a group project and you were the editor compiling it into a story.

Zombie apocalypse meets Santa Claus anyone?

If not, I'll use this thread to post other contests that make more sense. For this one, I'm not sure what they want?

 

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

Why are you telling us this?

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

To see if anyone wants to take a stab at creative writing, post a story and share it here.

What about you? Do you like writing humor? Did you post a drawing on Wilful's thread yet?

What kinds of things do you like to do trol2?

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

I don't think you quite understand the people who frequent here Emily. Nobody cares about making this forum creative or something to be taken seriously for that matter. The fact that you do, is rather amusing though. Especially when you use phrases like "pay grade." Truth is... Anyone who's willing to exhaust effort here into writing something creative is either a loser or has ulterior motives. But most just don't care about you or your crazy efforts to turn this place into a my little pony playground.

 

 

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

1. I see nothing wrong with acknowledging that someone licensed in psychiatry or medicine like Dr. Plankett is "above my paygrade" or Luna and Michael who actually do all the web design are "above my paygrade"

Of course they are. What is wrong with acknowledging that I know my limits? I know when others know more?

2. This place is run and designed by Luna and Michael. Members share links all the time. That doesn't "turn the forum into X Y Z" The forum is made up of the people here.

3. What do you bring to the forum? That is what matters. What each person brings. Where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. No one person is going to know more than anyone else, because everyone specializes in different areas, with different knowledge and experience unique to that person. That is what I'm interested in seeing brought out, what each person contributes that makes this forum special. How about you? What do you care about?

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

Oh god LOL. Just listen to yourself... This isn't the peace corps. It's just not a place where people put anything close to 100effort in. Well except you and crazy luna. But you guys are fools, so it's only expected... In the real world, in my career and education where I do put effort in, I'm a completely different person. A person that does "care about" stuff, and is generally driven to achieving goals and making big things out of next to nothing. But this place is for the abuse, and for the lols, not making the whole more worthy than the sum of the individual parts, you idiot. There's no end goal to work towards and nothing to gain for anyone here other than amusement. Which is exactly why nobody other than delusional retards looking for something to invest time on to give themselves a sense of purpose, give two shits. - And you my friend are one of the delusional retards.

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

for me, this is the real world... this website is a very good part of our companie's portfolio. we broke the 1,000,000 hit mark for the first time this month... and the month isn't even over!

 

and i'm not crazy!! 

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

I'm sorry you see no value to the people and interactions here. I happen to disagree and find each person holds a unique place in life and in relations with others. Anything we do or say to improve how effectively we interact, makes a difference in our other relationships IRL. Sorry you do not see this connection.

Everyone projects some reflection of internal issues onto anything we see or say to others, even in joking around on this forum.

You may be a completely different person, but what you reveal about how you see me as "retarded" or Luna as "crazy" shows your lack of understanding of the HOLISTIC process going on.

So I still learn about you as a person. you would not say such things about Luna or me if you shared the same vision.

So obviously you don't. But there are others here who do have ideas or OPEN MINDS that connect with the larger process going on around us.

So I connect with those people on issues or even solutions that do have meaning and purpose IRL. Thank you. I am grateful for this conversation that has meaning and value to me in understanding where you are coming from. Your comments may be the only thing of value on this thread, and the topic OP was just a foil to talk with you.

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

 

by Luna Prey

for me, this is the real world...

 

Say's it all really

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Story Contest for ClownPenis: Zombie holiday shopping apocalypse

I think she was talking about the stats.

When it comes down to the bottom line, what registers in the real world is the site is picking up.

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