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Emily


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i'm mad on the internet again and lashing out at people for not liking me...............

will you please be nice and take pity on me again so I feel less alone...........

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Emily

Dear wilful,

It is perfectly valid to be mad on the internet.  I will represent you in your time of need.

Step 1 DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Step 2 come back butthurt

Step 3 ???

Step 4 profit.

If you would like to know what step 3 is, please send 500 bitcoins to [email protected]

Sincerely,

Internet Attorney

Posts: 23
Emily

I'm here for you baby. Where are you?

All I find is a trail of dots. Have you been hanging out with Dexter too much?

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Emily

Yeah come on Emily, we were so nice to you.  Please help us out. 

Posts: 12
Emily

I cannot fucking wait to drop the soap in boot camp.  Ohhhhhh!

Posts: 23
Emily

I'm pretty bad at helping anyone. Got a math degree and had to look up fucking exponents on yahoo answers.

can you spell ppbbfftt? probably couldn't even work a Sponge Bob calculator at this point. Sorry!

Posts: 19
Emily

ha ha ha!

i crack myself up!

why doesn't anyone else see it.......

Posts: 12
Emily

Don't act like you smoke crack wiIful

what you know about crack?  Shiiiiiittt!

Posts: 23
Emily

probably want to let you have the joy of keeping the joke to yourself

if that's your only joy, why rob it from you, boo boo?

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Emily

this is just me...........all natural wilful baby

alpha tiger in the special zoo

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