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Dude FUCK YOU. Your a piece of shit and don't have anything better but try and fuck people? Burn in hell dude. Your just going to post it anyways, FUCK YOU YOU COCKSUCKER

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My patience is fading. I'll find you Waldo

 

 

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Jesus fucking christ, could you have posted a bigger picture...

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by Thrill Kill

Jesus fucking christ, could you have posted a bigger picture...

 I'm just making sure everyone can find him!!

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Whether this is real or not, lets have a contest for most believable CYA. And Forrest will be the judge. Please post the best explanation youd give your boss if this post about stealing from work ended up on your desk.

EX: some hack with bad hair wrote that not me

EX: I'm a loser troll. I dont have a girlfriend. Not me. 

EX: oh well that site is run by a sexy 16 year old with big brains and bigger (fill in the blanks) you want me to hook you up?

Whats your best line? well besides, go get a lawyer.

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i'm imagining the guy in your pic staring at the address.

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by Queen of Quantum

Whether this is real or not, lets have a contest for most believable CYA. And Forrest will be the judge. Please post the best explanation youd give your boss if this post about stealing from work ended up on your desk.

EX: some hack with bad hair wrote that not me

EX: I'm a loser troll. I dont have a girlfriend. Not me. 

EX: oh well that site is run by a sexy 16 year old with big brains and bigger (fill in the blanks) you want me to hook you up?

Whats your best line? 

 

waht?

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Im going with

 

My dog did it

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You win for shortest least original answer. About as believable as the other posts on this site. Not bad. Any other challengers?

Or does this joker win by default? Cmon. Forrest if you're an engineer can't you devise a better plan than this to plead da fif?

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