Does anyone have favorite insults, threats or sayings?
"Have told you lately that I hate you?
Have I told you lately, that if you were on fire I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you?"
Yeah, I told an idiot one night when I was drunk (I was holding him by the shirt, while holding a broken bottle to his neck), "If I ever see your face here again, I'm going to improve your looks to the point where even your mother won't recognize you"
On another occasion, I told a stupid bitch in an email, who I was trying to scare at the time, "I could make Ted Bundy's murders look like a walk in the park".
She sent my emails to the police.
No, they didn't take it seriously. I found out the cops were checking me out though, but they didn't do anything besides give me a warning, which is the equivalent of a slap on the wrist.
The funny thing is, I've been posting about my interest in murder for years and have been reported to the police a number of times. It's a good thing discussing ones desires is not against the law...
"On another occasion, I told a stupid bitch in an email, who I was trying to scare at the time, "I could make Ted Bundy's murders look like a walk in the park".
She sent my emails to the police."
HAHAHAHA, this material would prove quite useful if the desired result was to look completely harmless and retarded.