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Does anyone have favorite insults, threats or sayings?

 

"Have told you lately that I hate you?

Have I told you lately, that if you were on fire I wouldn't cross the street to piss on you?"

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Yeah, I told an idiot one night when I was drunk (I was holding him by the shirt, while holding a broken bottle to his neck), "If I ever see your face here again, I'm going to improve your looks to the point where even your mother won't recognize you"

On another occasion, I told a stupid bitch in an email, who I was trying to scare at the time, "I could make Ted Bundy's murders look like a walk in the park".

She sent my emails to the police.

 

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Thrill,

 I would imagine they took that seriously. Did anything happen?

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No, they didn't take it seriously. I found out the cops were checking me out though, but they didn't do anything besides give me a warning, which is the equivalent of a slap on the wrist.

The funny thing is, I've been posting about my interest in murder for years and have been reported to the police a number of times. It's a good thing discussing ones desires is not against the law...

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 True. 

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 "Get out of my chair, or I WILL stab you."

Of course I won't because of practical reasons but saying it while grinning like a madman usually gets me my chair back. Don't sit in my chair. 

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 "On another occasion, I told a stupid bitch in an email, who I was trying to scare at the time, "I could make Ted Bundy's murders look like a walk in the park".
She sent my emails to the police."

HAHAHAHA, this material would prove quite useful if the desired result was to look completely harmless and retarded.

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by thesugargirl

 HAHAHAHA, this material would prove quite useful if the desired result was to look completely harmless and retarded.

I couldn't look retarded if I tried, but harmless? Sure, I can look harmless. Looking harmless benefits me a great deal. Deception is a useful tool.

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