Come to the light side my dear Brother!
We can kick Emily's ass from inside her Death Star brain.
Make it implode on itself and save the Galaxy from her blah blah blah.
Ok ok you can stay dark. Makes for a better story anyway.
Which City should we infiltrate first?
With our clashing energies, millions will suffer horribly.
Shall we start with your place or mine? [you can insert evil laugh here, I don't do dark very well]
I hope so! I only speak what my puppetmistress types.
(So if she goes off on her usual 10 page blah blah blah
that kinda misses the point.)
Caleb what City do you call home?
Would you like Venator and me to add it to our strike list?
He may want to try out our "dual powers of destruction"
on a smaller city than Houston first, as target practice.
Together we shall blow up the world. To save it from worse fate at Emily's hands. Typing of course!
I completely disapprove of this most pleasant development of circumstances.
The attention I'm afforded by SofS makes me almost blush (I probably had too much beer already).
Damn it, now I'm secretly in love with someone I don't even know personally (I'm not sure if it is a secret anymore).
Currently I and SofS are going to attend the premiere of our honeymoon feature titled:
"Where the devil pisses, we set fires".
Of course everyone is invited to attend.
After a thorough analysis of the targets that would bring the most horrifying number of collateral damage (just kidding, it was the intended damage), I'm most allured to Tokyo and the surrounding suburbs.
The Moloch needs to reform and become rice fields forever.
I forgot to ask before, but is there any chance I might return to the light side eventually?
I used to really like feeding the local chipmunks, but now all I feel is the urge to annihilate them with any ray or plasma weapon.
Oh it's no secret. You are just teasing yourself because you enjoy it. Being close to omniscient has its limits. Have always adored your ultra intelligence. And longed to corrupt you by finding the good man behind all that luscious evil. Like the cherry under the dark chocolate....Hmmmm