Suck me, Slimeface! says she, twerking on your face.
But first, wipe the slime off from your last girlfriend.
That HUGE bitch you couldn't satisfy with your puny dick
without suffocating in the folds of her flab.
So now you just masturbate to her picture.
Too bad I can't compete with HER for your attention.
She's 10 times the woman I'll ever be. Boo hoo!
Fucking heartbreaker!
I dunno, Silkthread. On your weird words thread, I made the mistake of saying nice things. Apparently Slimey couldn't take that, or my long msgs. I tried to apologize (for coming across 'insincere') and edited it down twice. No go.
So now I'm trying this way of saying things. Think this will work?
I've run into this before. When I talk straightforward, people don't believe me!
Only when I fictionalize and bastardize what I say, then they get the message. WTF?
Geez, if I could master this art, I could run for public office. Lie in public to get people to vote, but actually DO the real work behind the scenes no one believes is real.
Lord, help us all!
by emilynghiem
I dunno, Silkthread. On your weird words thread, I made the mistake of saying nice things. Apparently Slimey couldn't take that, or my long msgs. I tried to apologize (for coming across 'insincere') and edited it down twice. No go.
So now I'm trying this way of saying things. Think this will work?
I've run into this before. When I talk straightforward, people don't believe me!
Only when I fictionalize and bastardize what I say, then they get the message. WTF?
Geez, if I could master this art, I could run for public office. Lie in public to get people to vote, but actually DO the real work behind the scenes no one believes is real.
Lord, help us all!
Em, calm down dear, none of this is real. Its the internet...a fabricated reality.
Pompous fuck