SociopathWorld,
What the fuck is going on in here, you hear? I found Gertrude the other day blowing some young guy named Thesocio. She was wearing a dirty bandana with a picture of a bastard banana with a hat, you hear, yes, I said a goddamn banana with a hat. I think you all have influenced my sweet Gertrude to become a two cent whore, you hear. The other night I creeped into her room with my rascal wheelcair just in time to see her hand in her pants. I asked her what she was up to and she said, "fapping." What in gods good name is fapping, you hear?
You young whippersnappers need to shut your pie holes and love each other, you hear. And by love each other I mean send naked pics to each other, give addresses out, and have orgies with Gertrude and I, you hear. Let me know if we can make this happen captain, you hear.
Hate,
Grandpa Dick