Am I turtley enough for the turtle club? turtle turtle turtle!
http://texasturtle.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/oldest-turtle-in-the-world-lonesome-george/
Me, too Bro!
I like the older turtles. The ones like ^george^ who can't find girlfriends and procreate. Kinda like the guys on here.
But you, you're different, not retarded like me. You can get a bitch to blow you in front of her own boyfriend. Or abort babies for you.
Can you hook me up Bro? What's your trick, man?
Sorry, back to Turtles. We don't want to get off topic and upset Luna who likes to preserve useless species.
Why else would you be here?
Well in terms of the off topic- it is impossible to get off topic of a thread that is made to be "off topic" Just be confident and arrogant in what you do, it'll take you places.
by Differently Abelhttp://texasturtle.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/oldest-turtle-in-the-world-lonesome-george/
Me, too Bro!
I like the older turtles. The ones like ^george^ who can't find girlfriends and procreate. Kinda like the guys on here.
But you, you're different, not retarded like me. You can get a bitch to blow you in front of her own boyfriend. Or abort babies for you.
Can you hook me up Bro? What's your trick, man?
Sorry, back to Turtles. We don't want to get off topic and upset Luna who likes to preserve useless species.
Why else would you be here?