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 Ah..the prodigal saviour returns .

You seem a little worse for wear...ambushed by pesky sodomites in the desert again?

 You mean they have no preference for which hand to fap with? I don't think you know what ambidextrous means. You also spelled it wrong. 

Google is just a click away my friend. Making these kinds of mistakes is unforgivable in this day and age.

 If this site had a spell check feature we wouldn't have this problem. And please don't ruin the metaphor. Do you give it to men and women or not. Simple question. Personally I love flattery, doesn't matter from what sex and it matters even less if you're buying me drinks. 

 Well you know how those sodomites are. ;)

I am not equal opportunity.

 I prefer females but I'd fuck a dude if I had to. I'd rather not though.

I do believe that it's better to be hit on by men than to be hit on by fat chicks. Boys will be boys so getting hit on by a gay man probably means that you are physically attractive. Getting hit on by a fat girl probably means the opposite.

I'm bi.

I'd like to fuck a transexual. A shemale with nice tits and a dick would be perfect.

I have never been sexually attracted to men. So, no, I am not equal opportunity in regards to my sex life.

 And just to clarify, I am a male.

lol where have you seen this to be universally true?