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Get off your ass, you lazy bum.


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 You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable.

Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives:

First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed.

That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life.
It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen.
The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?


I love this joke. Although I'm not sure if I can feel love the way it should be felt, I have met two girls who were extremely compatible with me in a similar random way. It makes you wonder what you're missing out on by just sitting around watching television.



Edit: This is from the show Buried Alive by Aziz Ansari.

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Get off your ass, you lazy bum.

 Love this. I had a roommate who said her parents met when her mom "accidentally" leaned on the horn, while a military serviceman happened to be walking by. He went to the driver side to find out who was honking at him.

Turns out he couldn't go home for the holidays, so he got invited to the grandparents' house for dinner.

So they met cuz her mom honked at some "random guy" walking in front of her car.

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Get off your ass, you lazy bum.

 It is a crazy thought that the only reason you exist is because of your mom honking at some random dude haha.

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Get off your ass, you lazy bum.

i often think about this, how meeting different random people completely changed my life.

where i ended up living. how i ended up meeting my best friends, living the life that i live, even how i ended up on here, it's just a chain of random events. life is glorious that way! ;)

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