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The kids at my elementary school would do something like that. If you're elementary age, then go ahead Mmmkay 

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I'm totally elementary school!!!  Before I got him to leave town I hid a Smurf doll in the box of his truck to find when he unloaded. Only reason that's funny is JWs for some reason think smurfs are possessed demons. Not even making that shit up.  McD's was giving Smurfs in the happy meals for some reason last year and my nephew left one in my car. 

It drove him nuts when he found it. His ex, my friend gotta a lot of texts about it and when I told her I did for a joke. I thought she'd piss herself laughing. 

 

 

 

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Don't give up on the tough guy day job Mmmkay 

Would you like some counciling for your IE Disorder? I do that too Mmmkay 

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Ha ha ha! Sure thing ass wipe! I could snap you like a little twig too but I could take pleasure in the small joys - you piece of cartoon shit, 

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by Richard Parker

Ha ha ha! Sure thing ass wipe! I could snap you like a little twig too but I could take pleasure in the small joys - you piece of cartoon shit, 

Tut tut Mr Parker, I thought we discussed this already. Empty threats to a cartoon character over the internet is not cool man. Maybe you should think about taking mackey up on his generous offer. Tell your ego it's ok, it's not under attack. Listen, your ego is just looking out for you. This a good thing bro. It wants to protect you. Work with it. You can do it. I believe in you!

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Thank you slimey - you are so wise. 

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