First off, nice thread title, you moron. "cocksmoker" WTF? Is everyone pubescent on this site?
"D: The intellect of spastic anuses."
Good analogy, you idiot. WTF does it even mean?
"Richardparker?...hmmm......heres a bucket..please hold your head in it and breathe deeply until I say stop."
OK asshole. Now what? Did you want to fill that bucket with water or something and drown me, you piece of shit? Or should I just breathe till you tell me to stop?
I realize this is the Internet so I'll laugh it off. But I'd love you to try and say this shit to my face. Just give me a fucking reason, you idiot.
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