3edgy5me!
I actually never got caught for all of the edgy things I did when I was younger, e.g. stealing, drinking, drugs, and I guess I can brag about that...? Those are nothing really to brag about, any impoverished individual would go to those, and very many teenagers do. I would like to say that I am in college and am actually making something of my life. I quit all of that stuff but still got to experience them, that is what could be bragged about. I also experienced many other things I am proud of, like sex, multiple fights, love, defeat, despair, stress, determination, and success. I am going strong in my short, ever-diminishing journey.
I would like to boast my superior curiosity.